page 2 of The Ron & Jody Zone (2000)
This is a cool photo from when we (Me, Dave, Dad, and his then girlfriend-now my stepmother Sherry Jarboe) went to Los Angeles. That blonde lady you might remember from the movie "Airplane" as the nun that played guitar, Joyce Boulefant or something like that. Pretty funny scene. Anyway, I think she is smirking at Sherry's "Super-Fly" 'do. Of course, just check the next page to see some funny hair.
On the right please notice preppy people out of their natural urban element. That's Jeff and Ashlyn Lewis, me, Greg Gorman, Dan "I never eat breakfast except this one" Maddox, two people I don't know, & Cameron and Jew Graber (He calls here that, which I find deplorable. I'm on your side, Jewly). My wife, unfortunately, wasn't on this trip to Colorado. The next time I went she got really, really, sick.
Interestingly, she got sick about two hours after this picture while we were marlin fishing of the coast of Cabo San Lucas. She caught one, though. Big "something or another"1 fish. Dave's then-girlfriend Diane caught one, too. You know what the guys caught? Nada.
A curious fact is that this picture was used by Reebok in '98 to market the ill-fated "Gamma Foot" technology, which used pure Tritium isotopes to make their shoes radiate as shown. Dad later had both feet amputated2, and doesn't like answering questions about his silly walk.3
Later that night Jody and I had this picture taken. The first thing I noticed wasn't how lithe and beautiful she was. No. It was "would you look at my gargantuan arse. It sticks out like some poorly designed prosthetic." I really said that, and Poder sent me to my room.
Like I said before, I married Jody after some convincing and some money changing hands. When you look at this picture, you know what I mean by "WAY outta’ my league." Boy, did I trade up. Normally, when a girl looks like this, the maintenance scale is off the charts and there is a real chance of haughtiness. None here.
Soon after the wedding Jody started cooking for me, beginning with this meal of boiled skin. While at first I was squeamish, I soon began to enjoy this exotic delicacy.
